Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Sawn

A bit of Chuck Palahniuk's genius, just try visualising it or else it's pointless.
Here it goes-


Prayer for a Parking space-

Oh, divine and merciful god,
History is without equal for how much I will adore You,
when You give me today, a place to park.
For You are the provider.
And You are the Source.
From You all good is delivered. Within You all good is found.
In your care will I find respite, With Your guidance will I find peace.
To stop, to rest, to idle, to park.
These are yours to give me. This is what I ask.
AMEN.

8 comments:

  1. A desperate car parker's prayer. xD

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  2. Heh. I should've mentioned "prayer to delay orgasms" or "prayer to cure itching" xD
    whacko-ness \m/

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  3. why the prayer to 'delay orgasms'? :P
    anyway, I'd like to read that one xD

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  4. Erm, I won't answer that "why". I am shy ^_^
    Oh and the actual prayer wasn't given in the book, just mentioned.
    Mentioned with a lot of others.

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  5. This poem should be stuck on to the front, sides and rear of all vehicles...I am sure it can melt any God's heart ;)

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  6. Being an atheist never felt better.

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  7. I want a prayer to cancel exams xD
    Lmao.

    I miss you dork -_-

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