A bit of Chuck Palahniuk's genius, just try visualising it or else it's pointless.
Here it goes-
Prayer for a Parking space-
Oh, divine and merciful god,
History is without equal for how much I will adore You,
when You give me today, a place to park.
For You are the provider.
And You are the Source.
From You all good is delivered. Within You all good is found.
In your care will I find respite, With Your guidance will I find peace.
To stop, to rest, to idle, to park.
These are yours to give me. This is what I ask.
AMEN.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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A desperate car parker's prayer. xD
ReplyDeleteHeh. I should've mentioned "prayer to delay orgasms" or "prayer to cure itching" xD
ReplyDeletewhacko-ness \m/
why the prayer to 'delay orgasms'? :P
ReplyDeleteanyway, I'd like to read that one xD
Erm, I won't answer that "why". I am shy ^_^
ReplyDeleteOh and the actual prayer wasn't given in the book, just mentioned.
Mentioned with a lot of others.
ah ok :D
ReplyDeleteThis poem should be stuck on to the front, sides and rear of all vehicles...I am sure it can melt any God's heart ;)
ReplyDeleteBeing an atheist never felt better.
ReplyDeleteI want a prayer to cancel exams xD
ReplyDeleteLmao.
I miss you dork -_-