Line cutting

Today while waiting in line to buy my train ticket a guy(read:dickhead) cut in.
So I said to myself:
"WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I stand in line for a million years and this dickhead cuts in?"

So instead of just standing there and watch him get away with it, I stood in line waiting for him to finish buying the ticket.

So Dickhead passes by me and in a flash I punched him straight across the face.
Then I dragged him across the platform and threw him on the tracks.
Then I watched a train run over him.
I laughed my ass off.