Saturday, December 12, 2009
Silhouettes
As those idiots were trying to do garbha in that tiny garden, I saw this on the glazed glass encircling that party.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Sawn
Here it goes-
Prayer for a Parking space-
Oh, divine and merciful god,
History is without equal for how much I will adore You,
when You give me today, a place to park.
For You are the provider.
And You are the Source.
From You all good is delivered. Within You all good is found.
In your care will I find respite, With Your guidance will I find peace.
To stop, to rest, to idle, to park.
These are yours to give me. This is what I ask.
AMEN.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Yayy! My post! My post, Goddammit!
Have you ever seen a girl sneeze? A very refined, well-mannered piece of fragile schmuck whose sneeze sounds like a small low-note melody to ears that leave nothing unnoticed? AND have you ever heard ME sneeze? The loud cry of ‘Aaaa’ before i let the spray out[on the kerchief] and the very pathogenically force the air out of my nostrils and clean it publically TOTALLY unlike the embodiment of refinement aforementioned? It’s really fun. You should try catching my stink-eye before I sneeze which is like OMG the funniest part. And at times, when I force the air outta my blocked nostril, my ear plugs pop out. Not that i wear ear plugs but that was merely to complement the effect.
Have you seen my chicken dance? I can proudly say no one has. It’s a legend. I will feed your curiosity if you pay me for it. A very familiar sound at the back of my head just told me that I’ve said that to someone before and that never brought home any cash. If you live a douchebag life, then may I suggest you, sir, that you bid your money on this piece of shit and you are sure gonna have some bad-ass fun. email me if you wanna see the video. I have it. my hand is across my chest when I say that.
There is something peculiarly common about almost all the dreams that I dream. I see my folks die. I mentioned that because i had to and i had to because everyone here is either talking about dreams or death. I simplified it for the ‘set’ conventions.
Anyway, WHAT DID I SEE TODAY. It is five minutes after i put a full stop in the last sentence and i am still thinking. Yes, I’m thinking thinking thinking. Hey, have you ever tried typing ‘thinking’ over and over again? Do it fast and you’ll know what i’m talking about, dodge. Oh, funny thing about my batch.
Lecturer- you know why Oscar Wilde was named so?
The Girls- Because his dad had dreamed of an Oscar?
I ejaculate- DUDE.Aarey Oscars weren’t even THERE in his time, man!
Lecturer- I’ll tell you. Because he was a very WILD person.
The girls laugh their asses off and I kid you not they did. They SO did.
THIS is my f*cktard class.
So, WHAT did I see today? Dammit man i so wanted to put a picture of that but hell is merciless and heaven is ‘resourseless’. I don’t know what that means but that has a VERY deep meaning to it. So go figure while i learn some kung-fu.
Ciao oshimatarokomuaha!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
trapped
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Things that haven't changed
1. Mumbaikars: We want justice.
2. Government: We want Hafeez Saeed.
3. Pakistan: We want proof.
4. NSG: We want roof.
5. Kasab: I want biryani.
- Today's Mumbai Mirror's 'top 5' section. XD
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Alternate Universe theory
Somewhere, in the normal universe, some kid is saying to his best friend "You know what would be crazy, man? What if Tiger Woods became a golfer and Marshall Mathers was a rap star" and then they'd both laugh because they're still sort of high...
Only in a freakshit universe like ours would a black man named Tiger Woods become anything other than a gangster rapper. He wouldn't even have to come up with a clever stage name. His name is something that implies toughness and ferocity. That's enough material for 8 rap albums right there. He'd always wear orange and black and dry hump dancers in every video. If you're born with a name like Tiger Woods or Gorilla Powergroin it would be crazy to become anything besides a popular musician or a porn star.
Now try saying this a few times
"The crowd is dead silent. Mathers switches to his wedge... no... his nine iron. It's going to be a very difficult shot from this lie... and... my goodness! it's in. What a tremendous shot. Marshall Bruce Mathers the Third wins the invitational cup. This man is set to be the PGA's rising star."
It's uncanny how perfectly normal that sounds. You can almost hear the extremely soft and polite applause and smell the highly groomed and treated grass of the fairway. You can almost get a glimpse beyond the veils of causality...
but NO.
You're sitting here in your bizarro universe, illegally downloading "The Real Slim Shady" and "Stan" on Limewire while shoving a bottle of Tiger Woods brand Gatorade into your face."
Haha lol... loved it....
The frightening thing that it actually kinda makes sense....
What if we actually are living in one??
Thoughts anyone?
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Fools Die
Friday, November 27, 2009
Dead End
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Line cutting
So I said to myself:
"WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I stand in line for a million years and this dickhead cuts in?"
So instead of just standing there and watch him get away with it, I stood in line waiting for him to finish buying the ticket.
So Dickhead passes by me and in a flash I punched him straight across the face.
Then I dragged him across the platform and threw him on the tracks.
Then I watched a train run over him.
I laughed my ass off.
Friday, November 13, 2009
pointless.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Reebok's going bankrupt soon! XD
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
finding my way
anyway today when she told me everything i finally realised i shouldn't go into engineering even if my parents are forcing me to go into it.its not about coping up.its about inner satisfaction.its about knowing i wouldn't be happy while doing it.so laughingly she and i just discussed what can i become or go into
some of those things are:
--masscom
--hotel management
--physciatry
and i realised that yes there is something beyond engineering and i do have a choice.that even if i get top marks in my boards that "something" that everybody is doing is not for me.i may again change my mind.who knows maybe i'll ultimately do engineering and be called the biggest hypocrite .for the time being theres the 12th board till then i'm confused as ever....
so what has this got to do with the blog..well i saw that a world beyond the conventional norms does exist and life doesn't end if you don't make it to an engineering college..i'm scared scared to experiment just like so many teens out there who go in for the conventional path because of stability.all i know is one thing .that even if i do engineering i'll make sure i do something worthwhile and by wortwhile i just don't mean money i mean inner satisfaction..
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Out of quiescence
Nothing can beat the chilling shiver that just ran through my body right now as I'm listening to Static-X's 'Grind To Halt', sipping iced tea.
The rain.
The november rain.
Btw, Deeganto, give it some time man. This is how every new blog starts out.
And we keep walking ..
FAIL
Monday, November 9, 2009
Notice
So I would like someone to volunteer as the blog Admin for the rest of the month. Whoever wants, should be accustomed to all the settings of a blog.
leave your comments. Thanks.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The son of rage and love
Unlike you guys, I cannot pull off big words about spirituality or life. So here goes. Well, I'm just a regular guy in his late-teens. Like everyone, I feel I'm unique, though I criticize myself often too. I'm doing engineering, I'm in FE EXTC in St. Francis IOT, Mumbai. Why I'm doing it, I dunno either.
Clueless about most of the things, friends say I'm very clumsy, absent-minded and predictable.
I have a very weird habit. I can calm down myself suprisingly quickly, so many people often call me 'emotionless'.
I'm basically a cry-baby. I can rant about anything, ranging from bollywood actresses idiotically shaking their heads screaming 'NO!', letting people tie their hair somewhere or pull it to show that they have strong hair without dandruff, to Raj Thackrey's antics to gain votes. I toned down the whining after a few people criticized my writing for being too monotonous, coz of the repetitive bouts of frustration.
Well, you have to get used to me naming my posts with songs, or mentioning the song I'm listening to in the posts. Coz for writing, I need the feel, the emotions. Music helps me channel and focus on these emotions, the words in the back of my head, and jot it down in my cell's notes. I'm vulnerable to music, I can never write without it. They hold my strings, my emotions. Oh, and I love photography, and travelling too.
Music, books, academics, friends, mood swings and my thoughts, that's pretty much what my life's about. Just like yours.
Hope you'll like my writing, adios.
Over and out.
- Nikhil
death
for three days that dog had been lying on the road abandoned and no one cares.isn't it inhuman?ok fine its just a dog but well its a living being too.but you know no one cares about animals these days.i'm sure people never bothered about that poor thing even when it was alive.i wonder how it feels like to be treated like that.come to think of it aren't thousands of humans begging on the streets,living in slums treated pretty much in the same way.no one bothers.no family.no one to mourn them when they die..
if i were to experience all this??i don't even want to think. the mere thought of it makes me recoil somehow
that day i felt blessed to be where i am and what i am...
seeing the world through my eyes
restless!thats what people generally describe me as....an excess of overflowing energy.writing has always been and will be a great passion of mine though if i were to be honest i'd say poetry is my genre nevertheless i was never the one to classify myself under "tags".besides when you tag yourself as someone you are automatically restricting your outlook.
i'm dipasha and i'm 17.i may not be the wisest person on planet earth but i do have an opinion(on everything --which sometimes bugs people) and i know how to get myself heard.i'm an amalgam of different cultures.it happens when you've lived in four different cities and changed six schools...
i guess i am and always be a bit of a dreamer..its my belief every reality was once a dream =)
adioz people..see you soon with my first "what i saw" post xD
*if anyone wants to delete it go ahead...
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Introductions and more.
My way home..
Friday, November 6, 2009
Beat it.
Being a teacher is probably the worst profession. Ranging from crude minicry to nicknames, they have to endure everything. For some reason, they always ALWAYS have a weird accent, or pronunciation problem, or some weird habit, often magnified by students.
"Now this sum, what you doing it, how you solving it? The force is acting here, but no effect is there. The no affection is there! Affection is not - what you laughing? Yes you, you.. Why you wearing three by fourths? You don't know college rules?"
- Prof. 'Chillamallu' Hariprasad. Need I say anything more? Yes I do.
I share a good rapport with my seniors.
And they happen to be an influential lot, in the top positions of IEEE, Mosaic (the TechFest), and Iris (Cultural fest). So I get to hear many amusing and interesting stories about the industrial visits, staff, college and many more.
Beat this one, my seniors told me about it today.
This is kind of a fable in my college. It happened 4 years ago, albeit it's credibility is doubted by many. But I believe it. Coz I cannot question Hariprasad's idiocy.
A girl went to his cabin to ask for some marks correction. You know, making big gaga eyes and pleading in a chirpy voice with a dozen 'pleeeease siiirr!'s. Here's the reply:
"The marks you will get it, only if you satisfy me orally."
And if you didn't understand what he actually meant, you're probably not a science student at all. XD
Dewdrops
p.s.- Then I clicked this pic :)
Unreality
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
wear helmet
Torture
"Do you fade like a dream?"
He'd been squatting next to the drowsy dog for what seemed like an age. His plastic bag lay discarded at the side.
"Let me hear you breathe"
"Let me watch as you sleep"
Then he got to his feet, bat in hand and stomped, as if to scare the dog away. The dog didn't move.
Put a kid, roughly four years old, carrying a harmless plastic bat, on one side. Put a dog, the one with the reputation of biting passers-by on the other side and you won't expect to see much of a contest.
That's what happened.
The kid stomped all around the dog, chanting "PAGAL KUTTA PAGAL KUTTA", the volume of his voice increasing with every stomp.
A stomp. A yelp.
Oops!
The kid hadn't seen it's tail. A growl. A flash of yellow.
The plastic bat had landed on the dog's butt with a loud THWACK!
laughter. A whimper.
The dog was startled. It rose and scurried away from the kid.
The kid followed and attempted to tug at it's ears.
"the sparrow's eyes, promise a shift in judgement"
"I cannot deny, that you were designed for my punishment"
the next few minutes saw a dull chase. The dog settles in some place. The kid follows it there.
Laughter. Yelps. Thuds. Whimpers.
Until....
The Messiah arrives! The kid's father!
He shouts something in gujarati and takes the kid by his wrist, takes him home.
"Free my severed heart, give me you"
that's what I saw.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
A love story
Among one of those friends is an aunty, tall, lean and fair who must be about 40-42 years of age (or may be more) who doesn't need a reason to talk to anyone. She is chirpy, vibrant and talkative (to a point that it can drive you nuts at times) and all smiles. All the time. Everyone in the bus knows her for she is generous with smiles and conversations. Today morning, one of my co-passengers, asked the aunty, 'So aunty, whats your love story?' She blushed a nice shade of pink and hush-hushed the girl.
I had no idea how they got to the topic of her love story but our (my and many other friends cum co-passengers) love for stories got us pleading her to narrate the tale. 'Ok..ok...here goes' she began with a shy smile.
'We knew each other from the time I was in the seventh standard. Our houses were close by. Both families knew each other. We were friends. He and I. I was the same then, a chatter box. We used to talk a lot. As we grew up our friendship grew. But it didn't turn into love until the neighbours and the people in our locality started looking at us as if there we had committed some deadly sin. We heard rumours, so did our families. We chose to ignore them. But not our families.'
'They put restrictions on us. We were not allowed to meet or talk. It was then that both of us realized that we were in love. That not seeing the other did weird things to us. Yes, we were in love. One day I met him on the way to college and he told me that we could enroll for art classes that had started in our locality. It seemed like a good excuse to meet up. Though we registered for the classes we never attended them. It was a pretext for meeting at parks, cinema theatres and restaurants.'
'Soon the story got far and wide and the families decided to interevene. He asked my father for my hand and my refused beacuse my elder sisters were still spinsters. As for his family, they were dead against the alliance. Not able to take the disappointing path our relationship seemed to take, we went off and had a register marriage. We were literally driven out of our homes. For three years we lived away from our homes. In a small rented house. Those three years were the best in my life.'
'My father-in-law fell ill one day and they admitted him to the hospital where I worked. There weren't many others to look after him at home, so we shifted to my husband's place and for three months we stayed there. I looked after him, attended to every need of his and no one seemed to treat me badly. I felt everything was falling into place. Finally. As soon as he recovered, all my in-laws (mother, sister, brother) started showing their dislike towards me. Their purpose of getting a nurse was fulfilled and once again I became the girl-who-stole-their-son-from-them.'
'We left his home soon after that and returned to our little rented paradise. We have never gone back ever since. Not in these 24 odd years! And I never will! Why must I, when my husband and I live happily?'
She finished the story with an expression of hurt but her face soon broke into a bright smile. By the time she finished the story it was almost her stop and she got down.
The wide-eyed audience bade her tata-bye-bye and each one looked deep in thought. I was thinking about her, her story...and so were the others.
She has never told us about her kids which probably means she doesn't have kids. Because a person like her would have shared a hundred funny tales about her kids who were bound to have a great sense of humour and cheer with a mother like that. And she is the kind who adores kids. Concealing every other problem of hers under that bright smile, she probably believes in smiling and making people smile.
-Destiny's child
Void
-Herodotus
…
I was on my familiar way to my coaching class. And like most of the days, I stopped before the busy stalls on the railway station. I looked for the shop from where I buy candies and chewing gums and for the first time I saw it closed.
I stood before it for a minute wondering from where I would buy gums now. The other shop keeper from the neighbor shop asked me, “Beta, what do you want?” [In Bengali of course]
I asked him why the shop was closed.
He said that the shop keeper committed suicide last night.
I stood there steal for a moment, blankly.
I stared at that small shop, closed. I saw those faded colors and that nearly broken hoarding
A picture of a middle-aged fat man came before my eyes from nowhere; I recalled his eyes, weary and pale. He always smiled while giving me things. He sometimes used to give me one candy in free, I was a regular customer. I WAS!
Why would he commit suicide? I thought.
The next moment I was back to where I was, in that busy crowd.
I heard some whispering phrases around my ears, some people have heard to what that shop-keeper said and they were discussing about it.
“May be he had so much loans to pay”
“May be it was a cheat-case”
“But he had a nice family. Poor wife of his…tsk tsk..”
And so many fake sympathies.
I walked pass that place fast. I didn’t want to hear it; I didn’t want to face it.
He was sad, and death gave him peace.
Really?
Monday, November 2, 2009
Monday Morning Blues
Ok, let's get to the point instead of boring you people who are actually reading it.
So what happened today?
To start with, I got up late. Nobody bothered to wake me up. Why? As my dad justifies, "I thought you had a day off in lieu of Gurunanak Jayanti." heck!, no, my college doesn't think the same. So, I got up nearly an hour late than I usually get up at to get to college on time. I had a test too today, which I'm probably gonna flunk. Math was never my cup of coffee. (I hate tea!)
I usually go to my college via a local train and I thoroughly enjoy it. At the station, you get to see a different variety of life altogether. From a dirty, old, handicapped beggar to a rich, spoiled brat boarding the train in the first class compartment.
As soon as the train arrives, everyone rushes towards it as if boarding the train is the only motive of their lives. (To be specific, I'm NOT one of them.) And the moment you step in, you can hear the cheerful liveliness of people hurdled together in the compartment. (Except on Mondays, when I find most of the crowd rather grumpy and smitten with overwhelming laziness. Here, most of the crowd consists of student, and you know the case with students.)
I walk over to the on-looking free door on the other wall pf the train, with music blazing from my mobile phone to my earphones. The chill of morning air is as refreshing and soothing as it could get. I just love it, it feels as if you are flying like a free bird in the sky. It feels like you're unfamiliar to this very familiar world of yours.
The station near to my college overlooks upon the very famous Hussain Sagar Lake of Hyderabad. It is a place to be cherished for its beauty in early mornings. The mist over the still waters, the birds flying overhead, the calmness, the silence, the sun showing on one side, the buildings on the other - its perfect. But unfortunately, today, as I mentioned before, I was late, the blazing hot sun makes the whole thing unbearable. I rushed over to the foot-over bridge and then to my college which is at a walkable distance from there.
This weird thing about my college, its placement is so serene and secluded that makes anyone fall in love with at first glance. But later, it just proves to be a big jail with a hoard of pretty prisoners inside.
Classes went on as usual, and were quite boring. Aftermath : I screwed up my Math paper and slept in the Physics hour.
I had coaching class later. A friend of mine who lives nearby the centre dropped till there. Thanks to her, I was saved from the torturous and hideous task of searching an auto-rickshaw and travelling in the scorching hot sun. (I hate this city for having NO winter season!)
My only savior ditched me for today - my coaching classes are the only relief I have from my stupid college life. It was hectic today, with a big 'REDO' spoiling my whole damn drawing. Argh! My sir went on and on about my name and its meaning and how I was not at all upto mark and blah blah blah! He seriously didn't have to say all that. Seriously! I have a tonne of homework to submit on the day when I have my Chemistry exam. FML!
On my way back, my dad picked me up at around 7 o'clock. All the way back, I didn't fall asleep even once. (Rarity!) I was deeply observing the perspective view-points of the buildings and the roads and the vehicles; simultaneously co-ordinated with various topics for the posters stuck up in the homework part of my life.
And finally, down here typing my day out for you all. Hope you enjoyed it. Awaiting a feedback.
Signing off,
Ananya
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Notice
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Ask people to follow it.
Follow the blog yourself and try to comment on other people's posts.
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Let it be a popular one with our collaboration.
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